food porn.

Sopa Azteca and an iced coffee with horchata from El Huarache Loco at the Alemany Farmer's Market. Best breakfast ever.

the hunt for hunky jesus.

What is Easter anyway, if not an excuse to day drink and hold a big gay spectacle in Dolores Park? Behold the HUNKY JESUS CONTEST. I know some of you believe Easter to be the day Jesus rose from the dead. If this is true, Jesus was looking pretty sexy for a dead guy today. Blasphemous? Maybe. But did you see those holy abs? We weren't able to stay until the end to see the winner "crowned," but here are some pics of the scene and the contenders:




Among the crowd, the wine was flowing like water while drag queen Easter bunnies passed out Easter eggs.


You got your naked Jesus.


Your... 80's cop show Jesus?


Professor Jesus.


Southern racist drag Jesus?


Your false prophet Jesus. C'mon!


Your flower-picking hippie Jesus.


Kid Rock Jesus.


Stoner Jesus.


Black Jesus was pretty bad-ass.


Sumo Jesus!


Gay Jesus.


And... JESUS! It'd be sin if this guy didn't win. Look at that face. It's so... Jesus-like.


My best to all the Jesuses for a thoroughly entertaining day. Come back again next year!